Heya Peoples!!
I'm doing a special broadcast for y'all tonight. Me and my friend Tamara are drinking, playing Karaoke Revolution and watching movies. So we're both going to type to you tonight. I'm gonna go first. Lol.
I don't really have anything to say, other than I really hate playing this game with Tanta cause she can actually sing whereas I can't. Lol. She's killing me scorewise on a song that neither of us really know by pure virture of her being able to make vowel sounds to hit the right pitches in the song. ALTHOUGH! I will state that I did kick her ass singing Addicted. Which in like 3 or 4 rounds stands as the only song that I beat her on. Other than Wind Beneath My Wings. But that doesn't count, cause it's not a score that I got today that she didn't beat. Although I will admit that neither of us are playing on a level that is comparable to our singing level. We're both playing on Medium even though I should prolly be on Easy right now and Tanta should be on Hard. Lol. Anyways, my turn to sing again, so here's Tanta.
ok so i'cw chosen not to use punctuation of capitalletters b/c i can't type on a laptop nor am i of an state of mind to be doing so hell i prolly shouldn't even be typing right now rob has gotten me drunk yes thats right i'm drunk or at least i'm well on my way if he weren't gay i'd be worried about the fact that hes trying to take advantage of me but then again if he was straight perhaps i'd want him to mwahahahahahhaha this is really more challenging that it seems ok so now we're singing save tonight i will kick his bum yes yes i will b/c i'm a superuperstar you know he eally has teh advantage bc he gets to si here all week and pratice whereas i've just been thrown into this game and on top of that rob gets to pick all the songs which is totaly unfair now i'm going to give a run down of tongihts menu donuts ith gooey stuff on them popcorn with loads of butter cheese bagels absinth coke and z pertsim wich is ukrainian liquor along the same lines of ry that knocks you on your ass what am i forgetting oh yeah cookies gah my turn
So anyways, Tanta the English Major (who just wrote a paragraph completely devoid of capitalization and punctuation) is going to try and beat my score singing Save Tonight. I have no idea what she wrote to y'all and frankly I don't even wanna know. Lol. All I know is there was something about cookies and her being a superstar. Feh she wishes. Lol. No really, she is an amazing singer. She doesn't realize this yet, but me constantly egging her on to play this game is just me trying to get her back into singing frequently because she's been slacking off ever since she came to school up in Ottawa. And it's a shame that she's letting her talent slide to the wayside. Cause she really is that good. She could go pro if she wanted to, but I don't think she realizes this. Lol.
Anyways, tonight is exactly what I've needed. A bunch of alcohol, some drunken debauchery. This week has been kinda hellish. First the whole thing with Dave where I'm prolly never going to see him again. Then there's that whole thing with those two kids from Newman who I used to tutor in French in 9th grade who died in a car accident on the weekend. Add that into the whole memories of Jay thing that I've been going through recently and the whole OMG it's Christmas season again blahs that I usually get and we've got a train wreck waiting to happen. OOOOO she didn't kill my score as badly as I thought she would. She only got like 5,000 points higher than I did. Which is a lot, but I am going up against her skills. Anyways, next song, so here she is.
ok so to begins ha i began the same way last time but to begin the second would jsut like to say in my defence that i'm attemptng to wite in the style of the great virginia woolf in a stream of consciousness style where wi don't have to worry about punctuation but write the same way that my mind works whichs is continually going now i don't know if ny of those lines made any sense at all that was my hazy attempt at reviewing for my mod brit lit eam god rob has done it again picked a damn song that neither one of us know and that we're both likely to get booed off the stage with h keeps telling me that hes picking songs that neither one of us have sang before but there are a lot of other songs o there that i actually somewhat know that i have yet to sing bu of couse ro knows not the word no, which oh my god that was a comma back to what i was saying which is sometimes a good thing b/c if he listened to everytime i said no we wouldn't have half the fun we do "you take away the old show me the new"
So anyways, onwards and inwards with the writing without paying attention to a single thing that she wrote in between the time that she typed and what I wrote. Lol. My god. I think I've got the lowest score I've ever gotten singing a song on this game. We're singing "Hot Stuff". Lol. She's gonna kill me again. I should cheat and make her marking level higher. I've had more to drink than she has, but I think she's drunker than I am. This Ukranian shit that she brought is actually pretty good. It's got this sorta spicey peppery taste to it, and it just tastes REALLY GOOD! I need to find out where I can get this shit and buy it on a regular basis.
So anyways, how are you people? That's good. I haven't really updated y'all on the whole writing thing in a while, which is because I was at a stalemate with my muse. It decided it wanted to incorporate a third project on top of the two that I've already gotten started. I'm writting a slash-y fan fic which I'm not only posting in my other journal
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hpslash (at least I think the community name is right). Anyways, she doubled my score, so here she is again :D
I DON'T WANT TO GO FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mwahahahaha. I decided it was bad for me to constantly keep going first. I'm letting the ladies go first. Although this can be questionable cause it is me playing with Tanta. Either one of us can go first technically.
JESUS CHRIST CAN JF STOP CALLING ME EVERY 10 MINUTES?!?!? DOES HE NOT GET THE PICTURE THAT I DON'T REALLY WANT TO PICK UP MY PHONE. Crap. Tanta picked a song that I'm not good at. AAAAAAAAAAAH! I DIDN'T PICK UP MY CELL THE FIRST TIME AND THEN HE CALLED MY HOUSE AND THEN MY CELL AGAIN!!!!
Anyways, I'm gonna stop bitching about my "boyfriend" as Tamara called him. Just in case there's some confusion, I'm single. And I'm sorta liking it this way. I'm not really stable enough to be in a relationship right now, even though I really wanna be in one. I see couples on the street and I hate them, because I wanna be them. But I hate them even more because I know that even if I was with someone right now, we wouldn't be as happy as they are. It's my curse. I'm not gonna say no if the situation arises with another guy, but I'm not actively looking for someone to go out with. It wouldn't be fair to the other person cause I've got too much shit going on.
Oh!!! In case you're wondering, yes, this is the Tamara/Tanta that I keep talking about in earlier entries. aka the one who once said that I'd be her perfect boyfriend if I was straight. But I'm not, so HA! Lol, ok maybe I'm a bit drunker than I'm willing to admit, and here's Tanta since it's my turn to sing Are You Happy Now by Michelle Branch
ok so since he made me go frst i picked a song that i actually wanted to do i'm beginning to remember how to react to a microphone in my hand and i'm also beginning to remember how much i really do love it its prolly one of the things i miss most from newman you'll have to excus my terrible typing i'm not used to typing on a laptop anyhoo this is what i really needed tonight a change a scene away from my housemates with someone who i know i can be totally and completely honest with and by honest i mean being myself i don't think theres really nythng eiherone of us coul o that would overly shock the other i know robs gonn love me at my ugliest wich is something hats hard to find god we're boh so different yet sometimes so he same like our rathr embarassing and obsessive harry potter ponderings hee hee hee god i can't wait for book six i'd seel my future first born if i could have that book noooooooooooooooow ow i was just imformed that i went platinum on my last song and now i hav to pass off the comp and pick a new song....
Tanta just accused me of reading what she wrote, but anyone reading this can tell that clearly there's two different trains of thought going on. But anyways, I'm drunk, happy and wish I was at a real karaoke bar and surrounded by hot gay men. Lol. I'm so freaking horny right now and want to get laaaaaaaid. Christ, Tanta just informed me that she's had this bottle of alky since first year and we're so intent on finishing right now. CRAP! SHE PICKED GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN!!!
I'd like to announce that this is prolly the most I've had to say in months, although it is two very different (yet the same) people writing in this journal. But even me myself, although my thoughts are VERY scattered, I'm writing a lot. This is pretty cathartic. I'm getting a lot of my chest. HOWEVER, I would prolly get a lot more off my chest if I was by myself. Like talking about Jay. Even though Tanta is one of the few people who knows what happened way back when, I don't wanna bring this night down by talking about it. Shit, she's gonna cream me.
This game is awesome. Anyone who doesn't have this game should go out and buy it. NOW!!!! It's an amazing party game. It mixes really well with alcohol. Last time I was playing this game with Tanta, I was kinda embarrassed a bit cause we had 4 of us in the room together. Today I dont care how bad I do. Partly cause of the alcohol and partly cause Tanta's heard me sing a lot worse in my car. We're always doing all these random drives and I'm always "singing" while we're doing them. *glares* My glass just magically refilled itself. I think she's trying to get me drunk enough to lay her. Anyways, her song is pretty much done now, so I'm gonna stop typing and pass you off to her so I can prepare myself to sing.
unlike rob who i suspectis ctuall eading m entries and denying it i am in fact reading his paragraphs i find them humourous yet at the same time some littl sober part of my head is asking whether i shopuld be offeneded or not but that jut goes to prove my slight intoxication b/c i know that ro would never deliberately put me down unlie a particular housemate of mine now don't get me wrong, ilove her omg comma to death but sometimes she just says these things that are really uncalled for i don't where she finds the justification half the time so i content myself with thinking that its all on account of low self estemm man rob is killing me in the tying here i told you i wasn't used to it so since i'm writing here does this mean that other ppl are gonna read it b/c if that is in fact the case i should prolly apologize now bc this is just messed up i knew rob would do well oh goody rob needs to pee that means i can keep writing until he comes back ha i've learned the trick to typing on this thing don't be afraid to push down slightly harder on the buttons b/c i don't think i'm gonna break it and now i don' seem to be having a problem shit hes back why do boys always pee so much faster than girls?
Clearly, that's cause we just unzip and whip it out. Duh. I've told her that a bazillion times.
Lol. It's the return of capitals and punctuation so clearly that means it's Rob again. But yeah. OMG she just suggested we do a song that she got booed off the stage cause she didn't want to put in the effort. Lol. In case you're wondering, I've NEVER been booed off the stage.
Lol. Tanta was just inquiring how many people read this. I informed her that I have over 30 people on my friends list (and even though y'all don't comment!!!) that potentially means that approximately 30 people read this on average. Iew. Frank Sinatra. I don't think I can sing that low.
So yeah, are y'all enjoying this Special Double Entry™ brought to you by Rob and Tanta? Lol. I think we're gonna keep writing until we start to watch Law and Order: SVU. Which isn't on for another 45 minutes. Lol. Ok, maybe we won't take up that much of your time, but I mean come on, how fun is THIS? You're like getting two different viewpoints to our night here? How fun is THAT? I swear to you, my glass keeps refilling itself on its own. I think it's because Tanta doesn't want to drink anymore absinthe because we're both a little bit drunk already. And that absinthe is a bit strong. Lol. 77% alcohol. SOOOOO I'd say it's a bit strong.
Tanta thinks I'm going to beat here. So here goes, and here she is.
oops i think i may have gotten rob booed off the stage but i honestly thought he would kick my ass in this i picked this song b/c i have a mp3 of frank and bono doing this song in duet form and its great but i didn't do as well i i hoped to nor did rob poor guy well hes still my superstar aaaaaaaawwwwwwww robbie my superstar ok ok this has been cut short oh my god he just filled my glass again im suppoed to be the bartender not him
shit i gotta go sing again
Me and Frankie don't mix. Lol. I totally just got booed off the stage. He sings a lot of his song a lot lower than I can go. SHIT! She won, which means we're switching who gets to go first again, which means she's coming back to you.
oh holy god i've only jsut realized that we've finished half the bottle of ukie shite oh no rob true to gay form has decided that we're gonna sing some cher its not even good cher i wanna do turn back time or the shoop shoop song but no they have to put on stupid believe where she sounds like a robot lol imagine if it was actually said rob-ot instead of ro-bot lol i kill me ladies and gentlemen, i do hope that you are enjoying reading this although more than likely you've prolly stopped reading about half a page ago which would be the sane thing to do b/c really who wants to hear the ramblings of a gay man and his drunk hag if you are still interested in this perhaps i'll mention a bit about myself rob and i have known eachother since the 9th grade where we met in mlle hellings histoire class and by default all the french immersion kids had all their classes together with the exception of 4th period but we were also in a play together thats right folks rob was in the musical godspell mwahahahahaha i wonder if hes ever mntioned that before and if he hasn't then the secret is finally out
So I almost went platinum. Apparently Tanta just told y'all that I was in the school's musical in 9th grade. I would like to dispell a myth that would undoubtedly be created by reading this. I DID NOT HAVE A MAIN ROLE, NOR DID I HAVE A PART THAT I WAS REALLY REQUIRED TO SING. I just sang sorta under my breath. Lol. By that time I had realized that I had lost my singing voice due to puberty and it wouldn't have come back enough for me to have a main singing role.
Tanta's getting all reminiscy it seems, so I think I will too. It hurts me to say, but alack, it's true, Tanta and I weren't as close as we are now when high school started. She sorta hated me cause I was pretty annoying, which I'll admit. But I wasn't annoying her, I was annoying one of her friends. Lol. It's funny how things work. If anyone had told us back in 9th grade that we'd end up best friends, I don't think EITHER of us would have believed you.
Lol. I'm starting to get to the sappy drunk level. Lol. Shit. She killed me. Lol. Yeah, I know I don't say it often, but I love you guys. All my friends that have been there through the years. Even all those friends that I haven't known as long as some of the people that I talk to. Y'all have been there for me at some time or another. And I appreciate it :) Crap. Lol. I'm getting sappy and Tanta's killing me. I will admit, however, that I did better on this song that I thought I would. I think I'm going to try Like A Virgin. Cause EVERYONE knows I am one. Mwahahaha. Here's Tanta.
aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww sappy rob makes a sappy tanta stage name bobbifor the record i would just like to make it known that i didn't actually hate rob but you all kow it is when your're 14 and starting highschool you cling to the friends that you have and you all do the things that you think will the other happy b/c really the ninth grade is where one actually starts deeloping a personality and becoming a fully rounded person aaaawwwwwww rob is serenading me i LOVE it ooooowwwwwwwww look caps! and an exclamation point so even though i don't know anyone here who will be reading this at a later date i'm sure you're all really nice ppl and i love you guys
lol hows that for the liquor talking but sriously rob wouldn't keep you around if there wasn't something special about youi think my fingers are cramping ok time to do it like a virgin
Lol. So yeah. I'm sure Tanta got really sappy. She's starting to realize how long this is getting. Apparently even though she reads through my entries, she missed the part where I said that this would prolly keep going until Law and Order started. Lol. I wanna bring out the pictures I took of me, Sean and Arlene when we were all fucked up on meth the start of the summer before I came up to Ottawa. I'm having one of those OMG nostalgia! kind of drunks. Lol. PS: In case you didn't figure it out. I'm pretty loaded. Tanta keeps sneaking more alchol into my glass when I'm not looking. I've taken to not leaving it near her unattended cause I know she'll fill it up with more alcohol. I think I'll add a splash to hers. Shit. She caught me and put her hand on her glass. I'll distract her. Shit. I needed to put more in my glass first. Which, I couldn't remember where I put down. Lol.
But anyways. On with the nostalgia. Have any of you ever heard a song and been nostalgic for an event even though you've never attended said event? I get like that whenever I hear Piano Man. I keep getting nostalgic for the days when I was sitting in a speakeasy sipping on gin and tonic in the 30's. How odd is that. Now that Tanta's done creaming me, here she is :)
eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww got the pepper eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww yeah this bottle has a pepper in it akin to the worm in tequila yuck gross but i guess in the long run its ok b/c i fingered it out and put it in robs glass mwahahahahaha i would also just like it to be noted that after choosing cher he followed up with madonna *smiles* he is the will to my grace or sometimes when we get really nuts he's the karen to my jack and no i didn't get that backwards i noticed the title pianoman above that song always makes me think that i'm sitting in a dusty bar somewhere inlike egypt or somewhere during that 40s or 50 really very casablanca-esque "you must remember this a kiss is still a kiss" ok rob got booed off again for picking a dumb song
Lol. I got booed off the stage cause I picked "I'm Coming Out" Tanta suggested that I shouldn't eat the pepper that's floating in my glass. I don't think I'm going to either. I think after this song we should prolly go outside for a smoke before SVU starts. I don't normally smoke outside but shit, the air gets stale and we're drunk and overheating. Shit. She's already got a higher score than I managed. I really can't sing. Especially when I'm loaded. Lol. Thankfully we both hate this song. She's just la-la-la'ing for the most part cause neither of us really know the words to this song. I just stopped caring really.
I know I'm really drunk so it's questionable about who's speaking right now, me or the alcohol, but LET ME ASSURE YOU!! It is I, not the alcohol that's speaking tonight. I'm having a *really* good time and I *really* needed this. Tanta and I will finish this bottle, regardless of what she thinks to be true. There's very little left. Prolly like 2-1/2 to 3 ounces. Whoa. I didn't 2.5 it like I usually do. How American of me. Lol, Tanta's done 3 times better than I have so far. She got close to 4 times better than I did. Anyways, we're going to go out for a smoke, so I'm gonna let Tanta say g'bye and then we're gonna post this entry that's been hours in the making.
and now the nd is near and so we face the final curtain....do those count as punctuation oh rob says they do how unfortunate i'm sorry to let you and my guard down oh fuck yeah avril lavigne oh i just asked robbie if i culd swear in this and he assures me that its ok so i hope i've offended no one i just love this stupid karaoke game i don't even think i spelt that properly right now it is in fact getting increasingly difficult for me to type taking a lot more of my concentration whoo-ha svu is gonna be on soon i can't wait theres just something about christopher meloni as detective elliot stabler that turns me on beyond belief and i really mean that more so than brad pit and we all know how gorgeous he is but theres just something to be said for chris's raw sexual magnitism lol oh man i'm starting to sound pathetic clearly i'm single gah stupid boys but thats ok b/c i have schol right right??? yes that warrented the question marks *sigh* as ong as i have school rob will be the only man in my life but really you know i guess thats ok b/c he pretty much all i need minus the sex anyhoo ladies and gentlemen its been great ranting to you all night hope you enjoyed the double perspective have a good one cheers and sweet dreams!!
Well, now that Tanta's done writing and done saying goodbye, it's time for me to say goodbye. So here goes.
And now it's time to say goodbye
To all my family
M-I-C (see you real soon!)
K-E-Y (why? because we love you!)
M-O-U-S-E!
Lol. Peashout!
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